if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
Anonymous: MY DAD FOUND AND READ THE SMUT I WROTE. REPEAT. MY DAD HAS READ SMUT THAT I HAVE WRITTEN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BUT HE SEEMS TO BE REALLY CHILL ABOUT IT AND OH SHIT KAYLA I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO EXPLODE
AT LEAST HE’S BEING CHILL???? OH MY GOD
convince him it was a thing you had to do in health class to make sure you knew the anatomy and sex and stuff
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them????
yes. they do their trade offs at bingo halls and early bird specials.
The first and last spoken lines from the Disney/Pixar Princess Line-up. (Does not include lyrics)
- Snow White & The Seven Dwarves
- Sleeping Beauty
- The Little Mermaid
- Beauty & The Beast
- The Princess & the Frog